Getting Back Up To Date

It's been so long since I have spoken to, emailed or seen many of you that some kind of general news catch up would seem to be in order. To give you a sense of how much time has passed look at this pudgy follicly challenged fellow on the right! Another way to say it is look at that bald fat bastard on the right.

Either way this should perhaps be renamed Blobber from America.

And another thing, what the #@$% is he doing apparently hosting some sort of Home Improvement show- whatever next - cooking?

By way of contrast, consider Slim Jim here